Name: Taylor Bumpkins
Choice: Unicorn
Comments: Well, I think that the Unicorn is the obvious
choice, because it would be much easier to dodge than tiny pencil
sized arrows. However, if Cupid were shooting his love arrows
at me, I may change my choice.... but then again, changing your
mind about who you love often wouldn't be a good thing. The Utilitarian
in me would at that point have to choose the Unicorn as well,
because breaking hearts by change of heart would not be a good
thing. Not that I could by any means break anyone's heart... so
yeah... the Unicorn seems to be the most solid choice. Thank you
all and good night.
Name: Cliver
Choice: Unicorn
Comments: Well, both sound pretty nasty but I think id
have a better chance with the beast. First of all (assuming the
unicorn can't fly) I would be on the same plain as my attacker.
The
cupid would have the advantage of flight (because as we all know,
cupids have wings). As the unicorn is charging, i kind of step
to the side and jump on his back. Then, by covering his eyes I
could ride on him (uncovering the left eye to turn left and well
you get it). I'm not sure if that works on Unicorns but if they
are anything like alligators, He's mine.
Name: clark
Choice: Cupid
Comments: i could always take down Cupid with my Judo moves.
the unicorn, on the other hand, would spear me in the stomach.
Name: Allison
Choice: Cupid
Comments: I don't have any witty explanation for why I
chose this one this time. I guess the only rationale behind choosing
Cupid would be the hope that his arrow actually had some sort
of mystical power to make men fall in love with me, so if he did
finally chase me down and hit me, then it might not be such a
bad outcome.
Name: kimmy
Choice: Unicorn
Comments: cause i could dodge it and then jump on its back
and ride it
Name: Andy Reddy
Choice: Unicorn
Comments: I'd pulverize that thing into Uni-creamed-corn!...But
I'll need that piece of re-bar from the previous Battlebot question.
Name: spautz
Choice: Unicorn
Comments: Cupid is evil. Anything resembling Cupid is evil.
Anything even remotely resembling anything that's at all similar
to Cupid is evil. End of story.
Name: Kevin
Choice: Unicorn
Comments: Judging from past experience, cupid is a lousy
shot.
Name: Jamie Mills
Choice: Cupid
Comments: I guess I would pick the crazy Cupid thing, even
though it's a tough decision. I am not fast enough to evade a
charging Unicorn for extended amounts of time, but I do think
that I could flat out outrun Cupid, because of those stubby little
legs. Plus, how good is he going to be able to aim the arrows
if he's running? So, I would be way ahead of him and his tiny
little arrows, so even if he would keep up, he wouldn't be able
to aim them. I would toast that Cupid character...He's mine...
Name: Josh Branham
Choice: Cupid
Comments: I could outrun the Cupid thing until he ran out
of arrows. The unicorn though would probably be in much better
shape than me. Glad to see your site up and running again Eudy.
Of course I just checked it on a whim so it could've been up for
months and I'm just realizing it.
Name: Noremac
Choice: Unicorn
Comments: In any cartoon or show that you have seen cupid
on he is either a great shot...or screws things up by making the
wrong person fall in love with someone. So assuming I'm alone
in the gymnasium I'm a goner either way. If I'm quick enough I
can side step the unicorn every time it charges...like a bull
fighter. (by the way in case you missed that I did say "if")
Name: Kyle
Choice: Cupid
Comments: although I've never tried, I'm pretty sure I
could catch the arrows in the air like you see on kung-fu movies.
That would give that cupid something to think about