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Question for February 10 - February 24:

Which would you rather be trapped in a garage with...

Carrot Top

OR

A Running Automobile

Details:

  • Carrot Top is the comedian who basically just does the 1-800-CALL ATT commercials now. The car is locked, and the only tool in the garage is a hand-saw. I think the rest is pretty self-explantory.

RESULTS:

Running Automobile: 8

Carrot Top: 5

Name: Kyle B
Choice:
Carrot Top
Comments: I mean, is Carrot Top really that bad? I'll admit his 1-800-commercials are pretty bad and rather annoying. But hey, the guy has to eat!!! And he HAS to be more entertaining in this situation than a running automobile.


Name: That Taylor Dude
Choice:
Automobile
Comments: This is by far the easiest choice that I've had. Heck, I don't even think there is a choice, it's pretty much pre-determined. There would not be enough duct tape in the world to make me choose Carrot Top. And to think, he was once popular. That goes under the "What the heck were we thinking?" file.


Name: N
Who: Zoobafoboo
Choice:
Automobile
Comments: Carrot Top is a psyco freak of nature, enough said


Name: Heather
Choice:
Automobile
Ip Address of Poster: clemson.edu


Name: McDave
Choice:
Carrot Top
Comments: Well, those Carrot Top / AT&T commericals air during almost every break on almost every channel that's not religious, pay-per-view, or brought to you by viewers like me. And I've built up an amazing ability to ignore said commericials--although I am still perplexed by the lewd statements he always makes at the end to the given woman he has been harassing.

- I am not a woman and, hence, not a target for the lewd comments.
- I have built-up strong immunity through his constant TV advertisement appearances.
- I understand that his actual comedy act can be funny.
- Running automobiles scare me on many different levels.

Therefore, I have no choice but to choose Carrot Top as my fellow garage detainee.


Name: Cliver
Choice:
Automobile
Comments: Well, It seemed the sensible option.


Name: spautz
Choice:
Automobile
Comments: Although the idea of using the hacksaw to get rid of Carrot Top once and for all is really really appealing, I don't think I would last long enough to get to use it. Plus, I could probably just break into the car and stop it, or maybe cut up the engine with the saw?


Name: Allison
Choice:
Automobile
Comments: My reasoning for choosing the car is simple: if I were trapped with Carrot Top, I would want to end my life. He's one of the most annoying people ever, and I find it very unfortunate that he gets paid to be annoying. So if I choose the car, my life is ended for me in a slow, peaceful, much less annoying way.


Name: Ryan
Choice:
Carrot Top
Comments: So long as I am the one with the hand saw, then everythings cool


Name: Super_Dave
Choice:
Carrot Top
Comments:
Hmmm.... as much as I would hate to choose him, I'd say Carrot Top. First, I don't think a handsaw would help out too much... now if Carrot Top and the car were in the same garage.. I would just throw Carrot Top into the glass and shut off the car. But since i can only be trapped with one, i think i would be better off with just Carrot Top. I mean yeah sure he is annoying.. but he sure can make some good props... so i'm thinking... I'd have Carrot Top do some Macgyver stuff with the garage door while i'd supervise with my handsaw. I mean hey.. he can't be that bad if he appeared on Space Ghost...., or could he? hmmmmm...


Name: Andy
Choice:
Automobile
Comments:
"I pity the fool that don't use 1-800-COLLECT"
-Mr. T


Name: Clark!
Choice:
Automobile
Comments: I chose a running automobile b/c I couldn't stand Carrot Top making some prop joke with the saw (ie, I sure am sawsy), or him making some frisk me cuff me call me shirley comment. I know I could take him with the saw, and death for myself by a automobile would at least include the hazy hallucinations before falling unconscious and dying. Carrot Top, on the other hand, would make you wish it was a hallucination.


 Name: Kevin
Choice:
Carrot Top
Comments : Carrot Top is a great guy.  What's wrong with you people.

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