A r c h i v e

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1998  
  September 9 - 16: Tiger v. Two Wolves

September 17 - 23: Rottweiler v. 10,000 Yellow Jackets

September 24 - 30: Alligator v. Rattlesnake

October 1 - 7: Maniac with Chainsaw v. Lioness

October 8 - 14: Skunk v. 100 Roaches

October 15 - 21: Tiger Band playing Tiger Rag v. Cold Rain

October 22 - 28: Maniacal Driver v. Angry Bear

October 29 - November 4: 50 Spiders v. 5 Bats

November 5 - 11: Cold room getting hotter v. Hot room getting colder

November 12 - 18: Angry gorilla v. Guy with a hook instead of a right hand who thinks he's an angry gorilla but isn't

November 19 - December 2: Blood Pressure Suit v. Dentist Chair

December 3 - 9: Knife Launching Room v. Labyrinth

December 10 - January 6, 1999: Christmas Movies v. Carols and Cards v. Cloning Relative Room

1999  
 

January 7 - 15: 1 Person using cliches about the next millenium v. 999 New Year's noisemakers

January 16 - 24: Porcupine v. 10 leeches

January 25 - 31: Jellyfish v. Crabs

February 1 - 7: Bronco v. Falcon (the lost question)

May - August: Hungry Shark and Hungry Lion v. Maniacal Scuba Diver and Evil Robot

August 22 - September 4: Deafening Noise v. Block of Uranium

September 5 - 18: 300 Circus Clowns v. 3,000 Ducks

September 19 - October 10: Angry Elephant v. 2 Wild Boars

October 11 - 24: Empty room v. a room where you can read under the scrutiny of a giant eyeball

October 25 - November 14: Room where people keep calling and asking if this is Papa John's v. Papa John's

November 15 - December 4: In a room reading Wuthering Heights v. Being part of Wuthering Heights

December 5 - January 22, 2000: Claymation characters in an airplane v. a bunch of Christmas robots in a submarine

2000  
  January 23 - February 12: 250 Chickens v. 25 Cows

February 13 - March 5: Room with alarm clocks constantly going off v. constant bad dreams

March 6 - April 29: People laughing at things that aren't funny v. people whispering and giving away the story

April 30 - May 5: Bad group doing a groupwork assignment v. pack of wolves

May 6? - August 25?: Scar v. Al

October 16 - November 7: 3 Porcupines v. Richard Simmons

November 8 - December 13: Seminole Fans v. Clowns

December 14 - January 27, 2001: Decaying Garbage v. Anteater

2001  
  January 28 - February 18: Giant v. 80,000 Ravens

February 19 - April 2: Maniac in a car v. Toothless, clawless lion

April 3- April 13: Chain Smoker v. Manamana Man

April 14 - December 30: Backlash v. Frenzy

2002  
  December 31 - January 24: Guy who can't whistle v. Guy who raises his voice at the end of every sentence, like it's a quesiton

January 25 - February 9: Crazy Cupid thing v. Charging unicorn

February 10 - February 24: Carrot Top v. Running Automobile

February 25 - ?: A guy playing guitar who doesn't know any chords v. A system playing loud, pulsating bass

? - ?: v.

April 14 - September 18: Raging Bull v. A Raging Bull that is on fire

Football commentators who continuously discuss a 50-0 blowout v. A "fan" who is overly critical of his own team