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Question for January 28 - February 18:

Which would you rather be trapped in the Georgia Dome with...

A mean giant with a club who's out to kill you

OR

80,000 Ravens

 

Details:

  • I decided to do another Super Bowl-themed question. Last time I tried it, all data was lost.
  • For those of you who are ignorant, the Georgia Dome is an enclosed football stadium.
  • When I say giant, I'm talking like a 8-foot tall guy who weighs about 400 pounds, with a big nasty club, who's hunting you down to bash your brains in (sorry for the gruesomeness, but I can't really be held responsible, it's a hypothetical situation and it must be told)
  • The giant can be wearing a bison head if you want. If this influences your decision in any way, let me know.
  • 80,000 ravens: this seems like a good number because there's that many seats. That may seem like a lot of ravens, but keep in mind they're not trying to kill you, like the giant is. I had to balance it.
  • Ravens are birds, you geniuses. I put this because of the confusion present in the first two responses.


A raven

80,000 Ravens (representation)

Mean giant (Kevin's rendition)

Now that I see these pictures, the choice is really so obvious that I don't know why I bothered to ask the question

RESULTS:

Giant: 7
Ravens: 5

 

Name: Cleophus T Jenkins
Choice:
Ravens
Comments: Well obviously, I would choose the Ravens. This is because the Ravens are pansies and will fall to the almighty Giants. But seriously, the Ravens... what are they gonna do? It'd be more scarey if you meant the birds, not some pansy football team in unusually large numbers.


Name: Allison
Choice:
Ravens
Comments: Now, my answer to this question hinges upon whether the ravens are actually ravens. Are they the actual birds, or just the fans? Or are they the players? At any rate, I would assume that they are Ravens fans. Thus I choose the 80,000 Ravens because, as many of you know, I can charm 80,000+ fans with my flag-twirling ability. I would use my talent to win the hearts of the crowd, and then I'd just beat the people who were in line at the concession stand during halftime.


Name: Ryan
Choice:
Giant
Comments: I would try to out run him or something, anyone who choses the Ravens is nuts, did you see what they did to Minnesota last week?


Name: Jess
Choice:
Giant
Comments: I hate bird poop, and, with that many birds, I am sure that there will be a whole lot of poop and that other nasty white stuff. It turns my stomach just thinking about it. I would take on a giant anyday than get some of that bird stuff on me.


Name: spautz
Choice:
Giant
Comments: I guess it depends how long you're stuck in there, but I say the giant because you at least have a chance to kill it. Either you'll kill it or it'll kill you, and that'll be the end. With the 80k ravens you might starve slowly if you can't catch them, or not be able to sleep because of the constant noise, or be overpowered by the fumes of 800 million bird bombs every day. So with the ravens you're guaranteed a slow, lingering death and/or insanity -- not a very pleasant ending.


Name: Wil
Choice:
Ravens


Name: Marta Layton
Choice:
Giant
Comments: It's not like you could get anything done with 80,000 ravens anyway. So you might as well have fun...


Name: cameron
Who: A friend of Jean's
Choice:
Giant
Comments: I could run into the tunnels that lead to the locker room, and he wouldn't be able to follow ;)


Name: Noremac
Comments: Well just as Kevin did I thought that the choice on this one was extremely obvious. So if you don't know the answer why should I tell you. Besides we could get kicked out of the school if I tell you the answers.


Name: Kevin
Choice:
Ravens
Comments: I did not think that the drawings could make the choice more clear, so I will not explain.


Name: Lady Bagdemagus
Choice: :
Giant
Comments: Birds are just the most annoying things. With the giant...there could be some real adventure and entertainment...ability to be creative and the excitement and challenge of winning. I'd take the giant any day.



Name: Alex Jordan
Choice:
Giant
Comments: I can run away from the giant, and I want to see a guy with a bison head.


Name: Dara
Who: jean's sister
Choice:
Ravens
Comments: can i have an umbrella and some paper towerls?

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