Which would you rather be trapped with?

Details:

Imagine you're stuck in traffic in Tallahassee, Florida, in a convertible, and you can't put the top up.
Option 1: Seminole fans immediately following a game. It doesn't matter what school's colors you're wearing, as long as they just beat your school in football 54-7. They keep reminding you of how badly you lost, but they explain it with lots of profanity, in case that helps you understand it better than the scoreboard at the game did. And there is much tomahawk chopping and war chants
Option 2: Clowns. Doing their usual clown stuff. Like coming out of the cars by the dozens and ramming your car and whatever else annoying circus clowns would do. Honking horns in your ear and spraying you with flowers, and being excessively happy about it.
I know I've used clowns as a choice before, but did you know Florida State University (aka clown college) has a major in circus performance?
If you go to Florida State then (1) I will be very surprised (2) If you want to answer the question then pretend it was Florida who beat you 54-7 (3) If you're offended and you're anybody but Anna G. Walker, then I won't show much compassion, and why are you offended anyway since I didn't say anything false or even that bad?

Name: Cleophus T Jenkins(Taylor)
Choice: Clowns
Comments: Clowns are less annoying than FSU fans, more intelligent also.

Name: Kelly
Choice: Clowns
Comments: Because FSU fans S-U-C-K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Allison
Choice: Clowns
Comments: The reason behind my choice is obvious if you've ever been to an FSU game at Talahassee. I think a tougher WWYRBTW would be choosing between cars full of FSU fans and cars full of the Florida State Marching Chiefs playing that stupid chant OVER and OVER like they do at the game.

Name: jean
Choice: NO VOTE
Comments: ummm...could you discriminate between the two choices in more detail? i'm not sure i see the difference between them...;)

Name: Ryan
Choice: Seminole Fans
Comments: The clowns would just tick me off too much, I could at least make a bad argument that my team just had a bad day or whatever.

Name: Jess
Choice:Clowns
Comments: At least clowns will help you back up if they push you down - those Florida people would just point and laugh, and probably kick you a few times. I have heard that they are not that nice. A disgrace to Southern hospitality. Oh, I forgot, Florida isn't really in the South. Thank goodness.

Name: Erika
Choice: Clowns
Comments: Not that I know anything about FSU, but from what you tell me, they'd be WAY worse than some clowns! :)

Name:cliver
Choice: Clowns
Comments: i didn't even read the explaination but i know that the choices are one in the same... (but maybe clown category will reduce the instance of tomahawk chopping)

Name: Jessica Hall
Choice: Seminole Fans
Comments: Clowns suck worse the FSU fans.