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Question for January 23 - February 12, 2000:

Which would you rather be trapped in Chik-Fil-A with...

250 Chickens OR 25 Cows?

 

Details:

  • I think this one is pretty much self-explanatory. Oh and these are the real deal not the funny cows with the signs.

RESULTS:

Cows: 6
Chickens: 4


Name: Cleophus T. Jenkins(Taylor)
Choice: 250 Chickens
Comments: Cows stink.


Name: Bonnie
Choice: 25 Cows
Comments: Cows seem much less easily excited and there's a whole lot less of them!


Name: Allison"I'm Sick of Those Cows"Hennessey
Choice: 250 Chickens
Comments: Isn't it obvious? You could have a "Catch Your Own Chicken" night at the restauraunt. People would go chasing those chickens around, and as soon as you catch one, just bring it up to the counter and the lovely people at Chick-fil-A would make a sandwich or chicken tenders or whatever for you. Hello! There's not a Beef-fil-A!


Name: Noremac
Choice: 250 Chickens
Comments: Chickens are easier to kick up against the walls and they are easier to pick up if you get really frustrated and want to wring their scrawny little necks.


Name: Jess
Choice: 25 Cows
Comments: I would take the cows because chickens, although very tasty, are very dirty, loud, and overall nasty birds. Cows, on the otherhand, although they smell of yucky stuff at times, are adorable and relatively quiet. Sorry I cannot be more creative, but there you go.


Name: Darren
Choice: 25 Cows
Comments: Cows are not as noisy


Name: jean from the farm
Choice: 25 Cows
Comments: I once knew a cow named Fawn. She was quiet and subdued. She just stood in our field chewing whatever she could cough up. Nice cow. The chickens were a different story. It was back in the day when we had a bamboo forest behind our home (not to mention briars). One day my cousin and I were taking an adventure through the woods when all of a sudden, from behind us, we heard a terrible squawking of thunderous proportions! We turned to find out what was behind and lo and behold, if it wasn't those 20 chickens my Dad got from 4-H! Realizing the emminent danger, my cousin and I frantically fled into the bamboo...and right into the briars!!! With torn clothing and tears in her eyes, she yelled, "Help! Help! I'm stuck! They're going to get me!" I knew I had to go back for her, so I clenched my teeth and went in head first. She was free in a matter of seconds, but not before we both sustained wounds from the beaks of those monsters. Cows or chickens?? Cows or chickens?? I don't think I could answer such an obvious answer.


Name: wouldn't you like to know....(ok,cliver)
Choice: 25 Cows
Comments: Milk, and also i believe that the droppings of cows is a lot easier to deal with. i would enjoy a ride maybe, and possibly we could get the slip-n-slide out and have a grand ol time


Name: Louie Decena
Choice: 250 Chickens
Comments: well let's go through this logically (my logic)
pro's both are a good source of protein, but in survival chickens are probably a better way to go because of several reason: 1st they won't stink as badly with 25 cows pooping, you know,they have three or four stomachs, so gas problems would definitely arise. 2nd I could go a day to eat one chicken, and that chicken wouldn't spoil, if let's say I killed one cow. I couldn't finish the meat from the cow in time bfore the eat spoiled. 3rd when cooked every meat tastes like chicken anyway. 4th I could make a feather bed from the chickens shedding feathers . . .ah . .. how soft! On the other hand cows do produce milk, so i could have a milk with my meal. Oh my, I hope i didn't offend any vegetarians. I'll get off my high horse now.


Name: Kevin Eudy
Choice: 25 Cows
Comments: Cows don't peck, and also I could hide in small areas the cows could not reach

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